I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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