U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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