I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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