Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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