you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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