You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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