it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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