i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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