You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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