I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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