if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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