ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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