I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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