Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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