She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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