I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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