She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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