Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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