we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My dick has a subreddit
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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