Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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