Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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