HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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