Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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