How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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