make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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