he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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