This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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