my sisters under your porch take her home
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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