windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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