when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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