hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Still dying that you shit outside
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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