Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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