Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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