Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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