Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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