This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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