i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
