me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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