no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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