you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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