I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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