I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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