Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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