I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
