Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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