You surviving the open bar?
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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