You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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