I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i think im in europe. pls send help
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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