Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My feet surprised me
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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