Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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