The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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