so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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