Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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