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(731): View more from Tennessee

can we take a shower together?

(901): View more from Tennessee

no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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(786): View more from Florida

You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.

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(904): View more from Florida

Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.

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(845): View more from New York

Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen

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That would be so convenient

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(425): View more from Washington

she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.

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(949): View more from California

YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?

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(330): View more from Ohio

So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?

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